The Best DIRTY Humor

Enjoy our team's carefully selected funny dirty jokes, pictures, memes and videos. Laugh yourself and share with friends!

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?

He only comes once a year.

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Why did the squirrel swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

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What comes after 69?

Mouthwash.

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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

"I want you inside me."

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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"

She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

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