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Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
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What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."
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"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
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