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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

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β€‹β€œDo you know who is coming to our party later on?”

β€œYeah, Dee is.”

β€œDee, who?”

β€œDEEZ NUTS!β€œ

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β€œDon’t sit on that!”

β€œSit on what?”

β€œSit on DEEZ NUTS!”

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I’ve entered every country, but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.

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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.

Apparently, β€œI do” is not the correct answer.

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When two people have sex, it’s a twosome. When three people have sex, it’s a threesome.

Now I know why people call you handsome.

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Husband: β€œHey honey, how about a 69 tonight?”

Wife: β€œThe number you have dialed is not in service at this time.”

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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.

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β€œDee was asking after you the other day.”

β€œWho is Dee?”

β€œDEEZ NUTS!”

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, β€œI had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!”

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too.

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, β€œThat’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”

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