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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldnβt close his casket.
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ββDo you know who is coming to our party later on?β
βYeah, Dee is.β
βDee, who?β
βDEEZ NUTS!β
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βDonβt sit on that!β
βSit on what?β
βSit on DEEZ NUTS!β
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Iβve entered every country, but you are one place Iβve yet to explore.
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, βI doβ is not the correct answer.
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When two people have sex, itβs a twosome. When three people have sex, itβs a threesome.
Now I know why people call you handsome.
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Husband: βHey honey, how about a 69 tonight?β
Wife: βThe number you have dialed is not in service at this time.β
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.
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βDee was asking after you the other day.β
βWho is Dee?β
βDEEZ NUTS!β
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there arenβt enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, βI had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!β
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, heβs had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, βThatβs funny, I dreamed I was skiing!β
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