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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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“Do you know who is coming to our party later on?”
“Yeah, Dee is.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!“
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“Don’t sit on that!”
“Sit on what?”
“Sit on DEEZ NUTS!”
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I’ve entered every country, but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, “I do” is not the correct answer.
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When two people have sex, it’s a twosome. When three people have sex, it’s a threesome.
Now I know why people call you handsome.
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Husband: “Hey honey, how about a 69 tonight?”
Wife: “The number you have dialed is not in service at this time.”
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.
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“Dee was asking after you the other day.”
“Who is Dee?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!”
The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too.
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”
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