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Why men’s voice is louder than women?
Men have an antenna.
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Regular Santa: “Ho, ho, ho!”
Gay Santa: “Haaaayyy, haaaayyy, haaayyy!”
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What do you call a sex toy on a Christmas tree?
A dickoration.
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Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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Why do elves laugh when they run?
Because the snow tickles their balls.
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I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?
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Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
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So a village boy and a modern girl fall in love and want to try 69.
The boy doesn’t know about 69, so the girl takes the lead.
He lies down on the floor, and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts out uncontrollably directly in his face. Embarrassed, she stands up and apologizes.
She squats down for another go, but farts again, this time even louder than before. She gets up and apologizes again.
Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend, red with anger, gets up hurriedly, and runs out saying, “If you think I’m gonna lie there and be farted 67 more times in my face, you are mad!”
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