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I’ve entered every country, but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenage boy?
They both empty their sacks into socks while the family is asleep.
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking about, it’s me she’s going to eat.
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I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.
One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”
The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”
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“Hey, are you familiar with Landon?”
“Landon who?”
“Slip, fall then landon DEEZ NUTS!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Khan.”
“Khan, who?”
“Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!”
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Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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