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After many faithful years as a Christian, John’s dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.
At the wedding, he walks over to his best friend for advice.
“Hey man! What is it that I’m supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?”
“Ah, that’s simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees.”
“Ah! Thanks dude!”
“No problem!”
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.
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Want to go halfsies on making a baby?
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I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
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You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.
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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”
He winked at me and said, “I’m off duty in ten minutes—meet me in the car park.”
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What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in.
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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