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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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Why is it so hard to argue with a woman who is not wearing a bra?
She’s already made two great points.
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Your belt looks really tight. Can I loosen it for you?
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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
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Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty women live.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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“Hey, I think you need some of these.”
“Some of these what?”
“Some of... DEEZ NUTS!
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
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Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
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