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The only reason the term “Ladies first” was invented was for the guy to check out the woman’s ass.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“School.”
“School, who?”
“School your ass.”
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
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Regular Santa: “Ho, ho, ho!”
Gay Santa: “Haaaayyy, haaaayyy, haaayyy!”
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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How does Mrs. Claus make Santa feel better after a long night carrying so many heavy gifts?
She empties his sack.
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“You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together.”
“Who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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