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“Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CD’s...?
“Sure thanks!”
“...to see DEEZ NUTZ!”
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What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenage boy?
They both empty their sacks into socks while the family is asleep.
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The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup.
I said, “Well, I’m pretty good, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet.”
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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Your belt looks really tight. Can I loosen it for you?
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Are you a Slytherin? Because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.
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Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.
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Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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Yo momma so stupid, she stuck a battery up her behind and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
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I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?
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