The Best DIRTY Humor

Enjoy our team's carefully selected funny dirty jokes, pictures, memes and videos. Laugh yourself and share with friends!

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?

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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaah?

About three inches.

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What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

I want you inside me.

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

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