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Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
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My wife returned home from a round of golf and said she’d been injured.
She told me she’d be hit between the first and second holes.
To which I replied, “That doesn’t leave much room for a band aid.”
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“Hey, I think you need some of these.”
“Some of these what?”
“Some of... DEEZ NUTS!
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What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in.
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What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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What’s more fun than a kiss under the mistletoe?
Unwrapping a package under the Christmas tree.
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Do you support veganism? I have a sausage that is safe to eat.
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Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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Three guys decide to stop for a drink after work on Christmas Eve.
One thing leads to another, and they end up barhopping all night.
While going to one last place, they get in a terrible accident and all three are killed.
They find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter tells them, “Boys, you’re in luck. Since it’s Christmas, we have a special policy. Show me anything that shows that you’re celebrating the day, and you get into Heaven.”
One guy pulls out his lighter and flicks it, “Christmas candle!”
St. Peter: “OK, it’s a stretch, but you’re in.”
The second guy pulls out his keys and jingles them, “Christmas bells!”
St. Peter: “Whatever, you’re in.”
The third guy pulls a pair of women’s panties out of his pocket.
St. Peter says, “Hold up. I’m willing to stretch a point today, but what do panties have to do with Christmas?”
Guy: “They’re Carol’s.”
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