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Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”
The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
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Why is it so hard to argue with a woman who is not wearing a bra?
She’s already made two great points.
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Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear, that ass is calling me.
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Tell yo mamma to stop changing lipstick colors because she’s turning my dick into a rainbow.
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Some time ago, a young Chinese couple married.
“Okay, dear husband, my mother suggested that I should please you tonight,” the bride replies quietly on her wedding night. “Please tell me what you want.”
“To be honest... I would like... 69,” the groom admits nervously after a little minute of thought.
And the bride says, “You want Beef with Broccoli?”
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Do you know how to say ‘I love you’ while sixty-nine?
You don’t, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full.
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs blocked.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.”
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