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Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Because she’s married to a guy who comes once a year.
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Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong...
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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Yo momma is so stupid, she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
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What goes in hard and dry, then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
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Yo momma so stupid, she stuck a battery up her behind and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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