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Why does Santa’s crotch make noise when he walks?
He has jingle balls.
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Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs, because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
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What do the mafia and 69 have in common?
A slip of the tongue and you’re in for some shit.
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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“Do you know who is coming to our party later on?”
“Yeah, Dee is.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!“
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This guy had devoted his whole working life to his job in a pickle factory.
Then one day, he got home from work and told his wife he’d been fired from his job.
She was very upset at this and angry at the company he’d worked for, shouting, “You’ve given that firm twenty years of devoted service. Why the hell did they fire you?”
The guy explained, “For the whole twenty years I worked there I’ve been tempted to stick my John Thomas in the pickle slicer, and today I finally did it!”
The wife screamed in horror and ran over to her husband. Then she pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. She let out a big sigh of relief.
“You look okay,” she said. “So what happened to the pickle slicer?”
The guy said, “They fired her, too.”
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lover.
“Lover, who?”
“It’s me, how many lovers do you have?”
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