Dirty Jokes

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Erotic is using a feather.

Kinky is using the whole chicken.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

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Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.

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My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body.

I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now...

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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.

One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”

The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”

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How does Mrs. Claus make Santa feel better after a long night carrying so many heavy gifts?

She empties his sack.

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I'‌’m datin‌‌g a‌‌n Englis‌‌h teache‌‌r wh‌‌o keep‌‌s correctin‌‌g m‌‌y gramma‌‌r durin‌‌g sex.

Sh‌‌e get‌‌s particularl‌‌y annoye‌‌d abou‌‌t m‌‌y imprope‌‌r us‌‌e o‌‌f th‌‌e colon.

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What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls?

A white Christmas!

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Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs blocked.

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Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died.

The other three decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.

The 1st man said, “I support Liverpool, so I’ll eat his liver.”

The 2nd man said, “I support Manchester, so I’ll eat his chest.”

The 3rd man said, “I support Arsenal... but I’m not very hungry.”

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