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What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A dry Martinez.
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I asked my wife, “So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?”
And you know what she said?
“Please, for the love of God, could you stop wearing my bras!”
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I’ve entered every country, but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
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What goes in hard and dry, then comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
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My girlfriend said she was going to get a colonic.
Turns out, she was full of shit.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Because she’s married to a guy who comes once a year.
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Remember, Christmas isn’t about how big the tree is, or what’s under it.
It’s about who’s around it.
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I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?
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