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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
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Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
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Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty women live.
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“You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together.”
“Who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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If a man talks dirty to a woman, that’s sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that’ll be $6.50 a minute.
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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Do you know how to say ‘I love you’ while sixty-nine?
You don’t, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full.
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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.
One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”
The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”
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