Enjoy our team's carefully selected funny adult jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest dirty jokes with your friends!
What does the receptionist at a spe rm bank say as clients leave?
"Thanks for coming!"
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What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nu ts dry.
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How is s ex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner.
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What are the three shortest words in the English language?
"Is it in?"
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What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Gum!
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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lu bricant.
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How do you spot a blind man on a nu de beach?
It's not hard.
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boo- bees.
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