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Imagine a day where you see... DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR FACE!
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I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.
One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”
The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”
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Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
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You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, I had phone sex with her, and she gave me an ear infection.
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Seems like you sat on a big bag of sugar since you have such a sweet ass.
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, “How soon do you think we’ll be able to have sex?”
He winked at me and said, “I’m off duty in ten minutes—meet me in the car park.”
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What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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