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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“The dentist.”
“The dentist, who?”
“I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.”
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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Got an e-mail today from a ‘bored housewife 33, looking for some action!’.
I’ve sent her my ironing, that’ll keep her busy.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!”
The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
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Yo momma’s such a slut that she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to tell a lie.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben Dover.”
“Ben Dover, who?”
“Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!”
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You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you.
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