Jokes of the Day

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.


A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”


Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.


There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.


My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.


When the moth hit the windshield, what was the last thing to go through its mind? It's butt!


My annual performance review says I lack “passion and intensity.” I guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a Big Mac.


Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.


Why did the blonde get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said it was for "2 to 4 years."


What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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