Jokes of the Day

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? How many can you afford?


"Waiter, what is this?"
"It's bean soup."
"I'm not asking what it's been, I'm asking what it is!"


How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.


A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”


Doctor says to his patient: "You have cancer and Alzheimer."
Patient: "At least I don't have cancer."


My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.


Mother, "How was school today, Johnny?"
Johnny, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Oh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Johnny, "What school?"


I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.


Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.


A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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