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“Do you know who is coming to our party later on?”
“Yeah, Dee is.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!“
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What is a long, wide thing that men carry hanging in front of it?
Tie.
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What does Santa Claus have in common with a teenage boy?
They both empty their sacks into socks while the family is asleep.
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A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
“If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.”
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men, she’s a slut, but if a man does it... He’s gay, definitely gay.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Dozer.”
“Dozer, who?”
“Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.”
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, “I do” is not the correct answer.
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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baghdad.”
“Baghdad, who?”
“I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.”
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“I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time,” a husband says to his wife.
She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, “Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.”
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