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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you.
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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Some time ago, a young Chinese couple married.
“Okay, dear husband, my mother suggested that I should please you tonight,” the bride replies quietly on her wedding night. “Please tell me what you want.”
“To be honest... I would like... 69,” the groom admits nervously after a little minute of thought.
And the bride says, “You want Beef with Broccoli?”
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“You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together.”
“Who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Just-in.
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