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What do you call a sex toy on a Christmas tree?
A dickoration.
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You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, “I do” is not the correct answer.
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Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
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Why is it so hard to argue with a woman who is not wearing a bra?
She’s already made two great points.
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“Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.”
“Dee who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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Last night on ESPN, I was watching Women’s beach volleyball.
About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury.
The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though.
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I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on Christmas Day, I didn’t have anything to play with.
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A carrot, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The carrot said, “My life sucks. When I get big and fat, they cut me up and cook me.”
The pickle said, “When I get big and fat, they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.”
The penis said, “When I get big and fat, they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!”
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Imagine a day where you see... DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR FACE!
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