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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”.
But when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”.
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What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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How does Santa practice safe sex?
He always wraps his package before shoving it down the chimney.
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What do tofu and dildos have in common?
They’re both meat substitutes.
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I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on Christmas Day, I didn’t have anything to play with.
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The only reason the term “Ladies first” was invented was for the guy to check out the woman’s ass.
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Our whole family is really worried about my grandfather’s Viagra addiction.
Grandma is taking it particularly hard.
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Yo momma’s such a slut that she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to tell a lie.
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What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your dick’s hanging out.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“School.”
“School, who?”
“School your ass.”
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