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What do the mafia and 69 have in common?
A slip of the tongue and you’re in for some shit.
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Seems like you sat on a big bag of sugar since you have such a sweet ass.
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Some call a 69 nasty.
Some see it as a nice romantic dinner for 2.
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I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?
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How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
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Want to go halfsies on making a baby?
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Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... if you’re not in prison.
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.”
Her sister sitting in the front row said, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?”
The priest replied, “I mean her legs.”
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