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Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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What do you call a sex toy on a Christmas tree?
A dickoration.
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men, she’s a slut, but if a man does it... He’s gay, definitely gay.
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What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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A carrot, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
The carrot said, “My life sucks. When I get big and fat, they cut me up and cook me.”
The pickle said, “When I get big and fat, they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.”
The penis said, “When I get big and fat, they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!”
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, “I do” is not the correct answer.
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Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
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Regular Santa: “Ho, ho, ho!”
Gay Santa: “Haaaayyy, haaaayyy, haaayyy!”
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Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs, because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.
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