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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
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Why do chickens wear underwear on their head?
Because their pecker is on their face.
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Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
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Do you support veganism? I have a sausage that is safe to eat.
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I asked my wife, “So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?”
And you know what she said?
“Please, for the love of God, could you stop wearing my bras!”
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Why does Santa always have a full sack?
Because he only comes once a year!
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Are you a Slytherin? Because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“School.”
“School, who?”
“School your ass.”
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.
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