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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking about, it’s me she’s going to eat.
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Yo momma’s such a slut that she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to tell a lie.
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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... if you’re not in prison.
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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.
One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”
The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben Dover.”
“Ben Dover, who?”
“Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!”
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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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I hope you remembered my name, since you’ll be screaming it later.
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I asked my wife, “So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?”
And you know what she said?
“Please, for the love of God, could you stop wearing my bras!”
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My wife returned home from a round of golf and said she’d been injured.
She told me she’d be hit between the first and second holes.
To which I replied, “That doesn’t leave much room for a band aid.”
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