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Yo momma’s such a slut that she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to tell a lie.
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My wife returned home from a round of golf and said she’d been injured.
She told me she’d be hit between the first and second holes.
To which I replied, “That doesn’t leave much room for a band aid.”
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Why men’s voice is louder than women?
Men have an antenna.
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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.
Apparently, “I do” is not the correct answer.
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It’s almost thanksgiving, do you want to be the turkey and I can be the stuffing?
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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It’s okay if your phone autocorrects “fuck” to “duck”.
You’re still using fowl language.
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Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
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After many faithful years as a Christian, John’s dedication finally paid off as he found himself the girl of his dreams.
At the wedding, he walks over to his best friend for advice.
“Hey man! What is it that I’m supposed to do when I get her all alone after the wedding?”
“Ah, that’s simple. You just take your most prized-possession and stick it in where she pees.”
“Ah! Thanks dude!”
“No problem!”
Later that night, John took his bowling ball and put it in the toilet.
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When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”.
But when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot”.
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