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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben Dover.”
“Ben Dover, who?”
“Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!”
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Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder, and he’s so successful that he gave a friend a new home—for free!”
The second man said, “My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He’s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs.”
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, “My son is a stockbroker, and he’s doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio.”
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.
The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?”
The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay. I’m not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio.”
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
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You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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Last night on ESPN, I was watching Women’s beach volleyball.
About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury.
The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though.
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Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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A wife walked in on her husband putting on a condom.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
He replied, “Wrapping your Christmas present!”
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Today, a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance.
Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
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