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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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If a man talks dirty to a woman, that’s sexual harassment.
If a woman talks dirty to a man, that’ll be $6.50 a minute.
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Are you a Slytherin? Because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.
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Why is Santa so damn jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty women live.
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Men at 25 play football.
Men at 40 play tennis.
Men at 60 play golf.
Have you noticed how as you get older, your balls get smaller?
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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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It’s okay if your phone autocorrects “fuck” to “duck”.
You’re still using fowl language.
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Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died.
The other three decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The 1st man said, “I support Liverpool, so I’ll eat his liver.”
The 2nd man said, “I support Manchester, so I’ll eat his chest.”
The 3rd man said, “I support Arsenal... but I’m not very hungry.”
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Got an e-mail today from a ‘bored housewife 33, looking for some action!’.
I’ve sent her my ironing, that’ll keep her busy.
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Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
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