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Two ADV riders camping out in a tent.
One of them crawls out to pee before bed.
Comes back all wet.
The other rider asks if it’s rainy outside.
“No, it’s windy.”
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A poor man meets a rich man at Christmas.
The poor man asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?”
The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.”
The poor man asks, “Why are you getting her two gifts?”
The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings, then she can drive to the store and exchange them.”
The poor man nods.
Then the rich man asks him, “So what are you getting your wife this year?”
The poor man thinks about it for a second and replies, “A pair of slippers and a dildo.”
The rich man asks, “Why those two things?”
The poor man astutely responds, “This way, if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.”
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What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
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What do the mafia and 69 have in common?
A slip of the tongue and you’re in for some shit.
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Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, one of them died.
The other three decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body.
The 1st man said, “I support Liverpool, so I’ll eat his liver.”
The 2nd man said, “I support Manchester, so I’ll eat his chest.”
The 3rd man said, “I support Arsenal... but I’m not very hungry.”
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What do Asians call 69?
Two can chew.
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Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.
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Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
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We just found out Grandpa is now addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than Grandma.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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