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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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Owls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.
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“Don’t sit on that!”
“Sit on what?”
“Sit on DEEZ NUTS!”
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After all these years, how do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus keep the marriage fresh?
Toys.
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men, she’s a slut, but if a man does it... He’s gay, definitely gay.
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“Knock! Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Dee.”
“Dee, who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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“Hi there, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.”
“Dee who?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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A man is visiting his elderly father in a care home.
The man asks how his father is settling in.
“Oh, it’s wonderful, son. I’ve made some great friends, I’m well rested and at night the nurses give us a hot chocolate and a Viagra before bed every night”.
When, leaving, curious to know about the Viagra, he asks a nurse.
“Excuse me, my dad told me that you serve him hot chocolate and a Viagra before bed every night, why?”
The nurse replies, “Oh, the hot chocolate is to help them fall asleep.”
“And the Viagra is to stop them rolling out of bed.”
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