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Today, a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance.
Long story short, my girlfriend said no.
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Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Because she’s married to a guy who comes once a year.
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I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?
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“Dad, what is 69?” asks son.
Dad: “Well, son, it is a position where a man and a women pleasure each other orally.
Son: “So what shall I write? Odd or even?”
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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d lift your hat.”
He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly, it would lift itself.”
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“Hey, I think you need some of these.”
“Some of these what?”
“Some of... DEEZ NUTS!
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What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
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What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
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My son is now at that age where he’s curious about the human body.
I guess I’ll have to hide it somewhere else now...
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 children.
After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more children.
A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away.
At Maria’s funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, “At last, they’re finally together.”
Her sister sitting in the front row said, “Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?”
The priest replied, “I mean her legs.”
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