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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.
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Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, “My daddy is so cool he can eat four burgers at one meal.”
The second one says, “That’s nothing. My daddy can eat six.”
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light bulbs.”
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks his daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, “Last night I was passing my parent’s room and my daddy said ‘Honey, turn out that light. I want to eat that thing’.”
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What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, I had phone sex with her, and she gave me an ear infection.
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Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
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How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
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Erotic is using a feather.
Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
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Why do chickens wear underwear on their head?
Because their pecker is on their face.
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, “Please send me a sister.”
Santa Claus wrote him back, “OK, send me your mother.”
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