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“Hey, are you familiar with Landon?”
“Landon who?”
“Slip, fall then landon DEEZ NUTS!”
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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn’t close his casket.
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How is life like a penis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.
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We just found out Grandpa is now addicted to Viagra.
Nobody is taking it harder than Grandma.
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Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs blocked.
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too!”
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Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs, because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.
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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Yo mama so sexy, the door hit her on the way out.
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What’s more fun than a kiss under the mistletoe?
Unwrapping a package under the Christmas tree.
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