Enjoy our team's carefully selected dirty jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest dirty jokes with your friends!
“Hey there buddy, I have a bunch of old albums, would you like 2 CD’s...?
“Sure thanks!”
“...to see DEEZ NUTZ!”
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Want to go halfsies on making a baby?
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How does Mrs. Claus make Santa feel better after a long night carrying so many heavy gifts?
She empties his sack.
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Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation.
One sperm asked the other, “How far till we reach the Fallopian tubes?”
The other replied, “No sure, but we just passed the esophagus.”
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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up... if you’re not in prison.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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I hope you remembered my name, since you’ll be screaming it later.
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What do Asians call 69?
Two can chew.
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“Hey, are you familiar with Landon?”
“Landon who?”
“Slip, fall then landon DEEZ NUTS!”
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It’s almost thanksgiving, do you want to be the turkey and I can be the stuffing?
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