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So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69.

Apparently, β€œI do” is not the correct answer.

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Some call a 69 nasty.

Some see it as a nice romantic dinner for 2.

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Husband: β€œHey honey, how about a 69 tonight?”

Wife: β€œThe number you have dialed is not in service at this time.”

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β€œDad, what is 69?” asks son.

Dad: β€œWell, son, it is a position where a man and a women pleasure each other orally.

Son: β€œSo what shall I write? Odd or even?”

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Do you know how to say β€˜I love you’ while sixty-nine?

You don’t, it’s rude to talk with your mouth full.

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A man went to the doctor because he was having problems with premature ejaculation.

β€œTry surprising yourself when you feel like you’re about to ejaculate,” the doctor said.

That following day, the man went to the store, purchased a starter gun, and dashed home to his wife.

That night, the two were making love and ended up in position 69.

The man felt the need to ejaculate and pulled out the starting pistol.

The next day, he returned to the doctor, who inquired about his progress.

The man answered, β€œNot well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my manhood, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”

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What do the mafia and 69 have in common?

A slip of the tongue and you’re in for some shit.

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What comes after 69?


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What do Asians call 69?

Two can chew.

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Some time ago, a young Chinese couple married.

β€œOkay, dear husband, my mother suggested that I should please you tonight,” the bride replies quietly on her wedding night. β€œPlease tell me what you want.”

β€œTo be honest... I would like... 69,” the groom admits nervously after a little minute of thought.

And the bride says, β€œYou want Beef with Broccoli?”

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So a village boy and a modern girl fall in love and want to try 69.

The boy doesn’t know about 69, so the girl takes the lead.

He lies down on the floor, and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts out uncontrollably directly in his face. Embarrassed, she stands up and apologizes.

She squats down for another go, but farts again, this time even louder than before. She gets up and apologizes again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend, red with anger, gets up hurriedly, and runs out saying, β€œIf you think I’m gonna lie there and be farted 67 more times in my face, you are mad!”

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Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

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