Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dirty Yo Mama Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Tell yo mamma to stop changing lipstick colors because she’s turning my dick into a rainbow.
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Yo momma’s such a slut that she sat on Pinocchio’s face and told him to tell a lie.
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Yo momma is so stupid, she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.
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Yo mama so hairy, she has Afros on her nipples.
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Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
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Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
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Yo momma so stupid, she stuck a battery up her behind and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
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Yo mama so butch, her dick is bigger than mine.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
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Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet.
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Yo mama so sexy, the door hit her on the way out.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, I had phone sex with her, and she gave me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so hot, she should sell hot dogs, because she already knows how to make a wiener stand.
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Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.
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