Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dirty Pick Up Lines. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs blocked.
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Seems like you sat on a big bag of sugar since you have such a sweet ass.
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It’s almost thanksgiving, do you want to be the turkey and I can be the stuffing?
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Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?
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I’ve entered every country, but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.
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I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?
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You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.
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Do you support veganism? I have a sausage that is safe to eat.
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I’d love to get on my knees and show you my best donut smile.
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Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.
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I’m really good at math, so let’s add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply.
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I need a good place to think. Can I sit on your lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up?
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Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
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You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
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Are you an elevator? Because I want to go up and down on you.
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Want to go halfsies on making a baby?
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I’m cold, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?
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Are you butt-dialing me? Because I swear, that ass is calling me.
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I hope you remembered my name, since you’ll be screaming it later.
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Are you a Slytherin? Because I really want you to slither into my Chamber of Secrets.
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Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
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You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.
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Your belt looks really tight. Can I loosen it for you?
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
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I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
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Is that some Halloween candy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
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