Enjoy our team's carefully selected Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Quiche.”
“Quiche, who?”
“Can I have a hug and a quiche?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“School.”
“School, who?”
“School your ass.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Can I come in?”
“Can I come in, who?”
“You...”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“The dentist.”
“The dentist, who?”
“I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lover.
“Lover, who?”
“It’s me, how many lovers do you have?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Baghdad.”
“Baghdad, who?”
“I’d love to see you Baghdad butt up.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ben Dover.”
“Ben Dover, who?”
“Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Ice cream.”
“Ice cream, who?”
“Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Dozer.”
“Dozer, who?”
“Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Khan.”
“Khan, who?”
“Khan-dom broke. I hope you’re on the pill!”
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